inbox: Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
whores: whores: Don’t cry because its over cry because you’re ugly
virginized: being ugly is a serious problem so don’t even joke about it
mukuroikusaba: seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
bangcaster: you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
tomato-teaparty: you don’t know pain until you develop a crush on a minor character
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
toni-tan: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: what happens if you run in front of a car you get tired what happens if you run behind a car you get exhausted this is comedy gold. you should take notes I was honest expecting the punchlines to be “You die”
karkaties: if i lay here if i just lay here yep im just laying here not gonna stop laying here
yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants
illuminators: when my text posts don’t get any notes *casually deletes it before anyone notices*
jamesfrancgoaway: “just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old
When you can hear the song in your head, but you...