May 2013
inbox:
Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
whores:
whores:
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
virginized:
being ugly is a serious problem so don’t even joke about it
mukuroikusaba:
seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
bangcaster:
you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
tomato-teaparty:
you don’t know pain until you develop a crush on a minor character
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
toni-tan:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
I was honest expecting the punchlines to be “You die”
karkaties:
if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
illuminators:
when my text posts don’t get any notes
*casually deletes it before anyone notices*
jamesfrancgoaway:
“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old
When you can hear the song in your head, but you...
sodamnrelatable:
